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The following is a real conversation.
I smell a familiar scent.
Me: “Do you have tequila again?”
Her: “No.” Takes a sip.
Me: “That’s tequila.”
Me: “Why did you say ‘no’ when I asked if you had tequila?”
Her: “I thought you said ‘do you have to kill again?'”.
Me: “And your answer was ‘No’? Really?”
It appears that you can get a subdermal saline injection; and, not only can you, some people in fact are doing so. Evidently the effect wears off over time.
There’s a company that provides a useful service for local restaurants who want to cater to students. Their name, however, means that the jokes just write themselves:
Some optional responses here:
- No way—do you know where they’ve been?!?
- Thanks, but I’m a vegetarian—from this point onwards.
- This presents the strongest case I’ve ever seen that English needs a vocative case.