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The following is a real conversation.

I smell a familiar scent.
Me: “Do you have tequila again?”
Her: “No.” Takes a sip.
Me: “That’s tequila.”
Her: “Yes.”
Me: “Why did you say ‘no’ when I asked if you had tequila?”
Her: “I thought you said ‘do you have to kill again?'”.
Me: “And your answer was ‘No’? Really?”

There’s a website called Angry People in Local Newspapers. It does such a beautiful job of capturing that small-town feeling you get where the locals get outraged about something. They invariably get their photo taken, apparently whilst feeling outraged, but more often they look a little glum & peeved.

The do look angry, don’t they?

This seems a peculiarly British phenomenon, but that may be simply because most local American newspapers have long since snuffed it.

It appears that you can get a subdermal saline injection; and, not only can you, some people in fact are doing so. Evidently the effect wears off over time.

Vice Magazine called these people Bagelheads. When this was presented on BoingBoing years ago, one great commentator made the perfect observation:

Somewhere an actor is glad that Gene Roddenberry
didn’t live to see this.

Wait, wait, that looks familiar…

Miley Cyrus & Rita from “Arrested Development”?

That explains a lot of the jokes I’ve seen on Tumblr recently.

So some time ago, Cracked made a Trailer for every Academy-Award-Winning Movie Ever:

I love this.