Balaclavas of the damned
It gets cold in Sheffield & I occasionally need a balaclava. I need this balaclava:
Regretsy (sadly defunct) had the following fantastic comment on it:
Before you dismiss these as being totally impractical, consider how fun it would be to put one on and go wash your car in the driveway. Or if you live in an apartment, you could just keep one by the door for when that kid comes by to sell you a subscription to People.