Separated At Birth
Special Neoconservative Incompetence Cloning edition!

Soulless, chillingly evil US Veep Dick Cheney +
Formerly (and mysteriously) popular war criminal US Sec’y of Defense Donald Rumsfeld,
-( (hair/2) + (war criminality) ) * ( (avg. human sympathy)/10 ) =
Totally on-the-ball Sec’y of the Treasury Hank Paulson?
Fucking hell, where do they get these people? Aside from a petri dish, that is.