Neocon Clone Math!
March 18th, 2008
Special Neoconservative Incompetence Cloning edition!
Soulless, chillingly evil US Veep Dick Cheney +
Formerly (and mysteriously) popular war criminal US Sec’y of Defense Donald Rumsfeld,
-( (hair/2) + (war criminality) ) * ( (avg. human sympathy)/10 ) =
Totally on-the-ball Sec’y of the Treasury Hank Paulson?
Fucking hell, where do they get these people? Aside from a petri dish, that is.
Separated at Birth?
November 17th, 2007
Super-Special Audio/Triplet Edition!
Spotty Interpol croonster Paul Banks
Largely-forgotten Guns 'n' Roses excrescence
Axl Rose, and
Earsplitting lollapalooza Ethel Merman?
Separated at birth?
October 22nd, 2007
Steve Ballmer, chair-throwing CEO of Microsoft and
The Creature from Mel Brooks’
“Young Frankenstein”?
Update: Well, this is turning into something of a meme. One of the comments in the Fake Steve Jobs blog has a link to this awesome video:
I am very impressed.
Separated at birth?
July 26th, 2007
In the style of Spy Magazine: