Neocon Clone Math!

March 18th, 2008

Special Neoconservative Incompetence Cloning edition!

Dick Cheney

Soulless, chillingly evil US Veep Dick Cheney +

Donald Rumsfeld

Formerly (and mysteriously) popular war criminal US Sec’y of Defense Donald Rumsfeld,

-( (hair/2) + (war criminality) ) * ( (avg. human sympathy)/10 ) =

Hank Paulson

Totally on-the-ball Sec’y of the Treasury Hank Paulson?

Fucking hell, where do they get these people? Aside from a petri dish, that is.

Separated at Birth?

November 17th, 2007

Super-Special Audio/Triplet Edition!

Spotty Interpol croonster Paul Banks

Largely-forgotten Guns 'n' Roses excrescence
Axl Rose, and

Earsplitting lollapalooza Ethel Merman?

Separated at birth?

October 22nd, 2007

Steve Ballmer, chair-throwing CEO of Microsoft and

The Creature from Mel Brooks’
“Young Frankenstein”?

Update: Well, this is turning into something of a meme. One of the comments in the Fake Steve Jobs blog has a link to this awesome video:

I am very impressed.

Separated at birth?

July 26th, 2007

In the style of Spy Magazine:

Pope Benedict XVI and

The mystery man from David Lynch’s “Lost Highway”?

Give me back my Latin Mass