Neocon Clone Math!

March 18th, 2008

Special Neoconservative Incompetence Cloning edition!

Dick Cheney

Soulless, chillingly evil US Veep Dick Cheney +

Donald Rumsfeld

Formerly (and mysteriously) popular war criminal US Sec’y of Defense Donald Rumsfeld,

-( (hair/2) + (war criminality) ) * ( (avg. human sympathy)/10 ) =

Hank Paulson

Totally on-the-ball Sec’y of the Treasury Hank Paulson?

Fucking hell, where do they get these people? Aside from a petri dish, that is.

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